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This Article Was Stolen
I, Dave Elden of JudgingFTW, have stolen this article. Let's see what trouble I can get up to with it.
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"Who" Are You?
Owl be damned, the CI office is being overrun by owls, so join us in this week's issue of Cranial Insertion that's guaranteed to be a hoot!
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Moko's Center for Kids Who Can't Magic Good
And Who Wanna Learn the Rules Good TooMoko has gotten ambitious and built a school! He calls it "Moko's Center for Kids Who Can't Magic Good And Who Wanna Learn the Rules Good Too", because the name fits. You think that you're too cool for school, but I have a newsflash for you Walter Cronkite... you aren't. So come on in and join us in this week's educational edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Just Another Valentine's Day
Ah, l'amour! St. Valentine is hanging around once again and we here at the Cranial Insertion offices know what you love! That is answers to those rules questions burning in your hearts! We have packed this article full of questions that you have had a burning desire for a response! Join us for this week's lovely edition of Cranial Insertion, now with more hearts! P.S.: No zombie monkey hearts were used in the making of this article, nor did we charge Moko with obtaining actual hearts.
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This is a Playtest Article
Testing, testing, one, two, three. The playtest cards are available in the Mystery booster drafts at Magic Fests, and those have been causing quite the stir. So in celebration we take a look at actual cards and answer your rules questions about them! Read on in this weeks very real edition of Cranial Insertion!
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A Night at the Opera
The curtain is rising on tonights performance, the excitement is palpable! Let the show commence... It's getting out of hand the final curtain will fall! Hear my voice, there is no choice, there's no way out! You'll find out, in this week's operatic edition of Cranial Insertion!
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Not-so-Grimm Fairy Tales
The tales of fay have finally hit our local stores, vying for the throne, what will happen when their glamours become exposed? Come join us as we seek to steel our resolve and test our mettle amongst the Grimm tales about to unfold as we prepare for time when the Throne of Eldraine hits shelves!
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